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There's A Boy in the Girl's Bathroom by Sachar Louis
mobi |eng | 2011-05-31 | Author:Sachar, Louis [Sachar, Louis]

27. She shook his hand. He walked inside, shut the door behind him, and sat down around the table. “You won’t believe it,” he said as he looked at his ...
( Category: Self-Esteem & Self-Respect April 24,2015 )
Dogs Don't Tell Jokes by Louis Sachar
epub, mobi |eng | 2011-05-31 | Author:Louis Sachar [Sachar, Louis]

I’m sharp today, he thought. I’m so sharp I have to be careful I don’t cut myself. He realized he should have been home making up jokes. Now all he’d ...
( Category: Performing Arts April 24,2015 )
Case File 13 by J. Scott Savage
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-11-12 | Author:J. Scott Savage

“No. My parents made sure all the good stuff got thrown away.” “What a waste.” “Lend a hand or get out of the way,” Nick’s dad called, coming around from ...
( Category: Spine-Chilling Horror April 5,2015 )
Twilight Sparkle and the Crystal Heart Spell by G.M. Berrow
mobi, epub |eng | 2013-04-01 | Author:G.M. Berrow

“So what in tarnation is this all about, Twi?” Applejack asked as she bit into one of the apple fritters she’d brought for the meeting. All five of Twilight’s best ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic April 5,2015 )
The Tell-Tale Start by Gordon McAlpine
mobi, epub |eng | 2013-01-09 | Author:Gordon McAlpine

“We’d like to read it again,” they said. But there was more to it than that. Fifteen minutes later, Edgar and Allan sat cross-legged in their motel room on one ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives April 5,2015 )
The Nine Lives of Alexander Baddenfield by John Bemelmans Marciano
mobi, epub |eng | 2013-09-05 | Author:John Bemelmans Marciano

Jean-Luc-Pierre Toussaint, a taxi cab driver from Haiti—or more lately, Queens—had just dropped off his final fare of the evening. As he pulled away from the curb he glanced down ...
( Category: Cats April 5,2015 )
How to Outrun a Crocodile When Your Shoes Are Untied by Jess Keating
mobi, epub |eng | 2014-04-20 | Author:Jess Keating

chapter 10 “In most African biomes, predators and prey must share the same watering hole.” —Animal Wisdom I bet Africa feels a lot like junior high then. Only here the ...
( Category: Humor April 5,2015 )
Get Well Soon by Halpern Julie
mobi, epub |eng | 2009-09-01 | Author:Halpern, Julie [Halpern, Julie]

SNACK-ATTACK Tonight we had a special treat. It was Colby’s fifteenth birthday, and his parents dropped off a big chocolate birthday cake with blue food–colored frosting. I wonder if they ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction April 5,2015 )
Who Done It? by Jon Scieszka
mobi, epub |eng | 2013-02-11 | Author:Jon Scieszka

*By cricket, I refer to the bizarre game played with bats and wickets that one must be a native of the United Kingdom or one of its former colonies to ...
( Category: Short Story Collections April 5,2015 )
Rarity and the Curious Case of Charity by G. M. Berrow
mobi, epub |eng | 2014-04-07 | Author:G. M. Berrow

CHAPTER 8 A Big Splash By the time they got to the lake, the picnic was already in full swing. Applejack and Rainbow Dash were taking turns doing cannonballs into ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic April 5,2015 )
[Half/Time 02] Twice Upon a Time
mobi |eng | 2012-04-24 | Author:James Riley

CHAPTER 23 Jack bubbled into existence just in time for something hard to slam into him, sending him smashing into what felt like vertical pillars of coral. All the water ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic April 5,2015 )
Fat Boy vs. the Cheerleaders by Geoff Herbach
mobi, epub |eng | 2014-03-13 | Author:Geoff Herbach

CHAPTER 18 Gore wasn’t at the shop in the morning. Neither was RC III. Thursdays are the quietest days because the resort cabins turn over. Lots of people head home ...
( Category: Being a Teen April 5,2015 )
Once Upon the End (Half Upon a Time) by Riley James
mobi, azw3, epub |eng | 2013-05-07 | Author:Riley, James [Riley, James]

CHAPTER 25 Portal,” he heard himself say. “Get me through the portal.” It was like a dream, slipping in and out. “You had this all planned?” a girl’s voice said. ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic April 5,2015 )
Once Upon a Midnight Eerie: Book #2 (Misadventures of Edgar/Allan)
mobi |eng | 2014-04-17 | Author:Gordon McAlpine

“That note was for no one’s eyes save my brother’s and mine own!” Pierre shouted, snatching the slip of paper. “Did you read it, swine?” Clarence nodded, unable to lie. ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives April 5,2015 )
Geek Girl (Holly Smale) by Holly Smale
mobi |eng | 2013-02-27 | Author:Holly Smale

o I have a confession to make: I haven’t come here totally unprepared. I mean, I can’t expect them to do everything, can I? If I want to be cool, ...
( Category: Friendship April 5,2015 )

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